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OH HEY @Knaveofclubs@twitter.com SOMEONE OUT HERE SPITTIN' MAD TRUTH.

RT @tonyposnanski@twitter.com

I guess this also needs to be said...

There is 0% truth in a red delicious apple being delicious.

It is literally a ball of mush wax.

Thank you.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/tonyposnanski/stat

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@Caudle I like this description for the red delicious. "A shiny red plastic bag filled with damp sawdust." My own thought is "Not enough flavor for a pie, not enough juice for cider." Use it in a still life if you can paint faster than it wilts.

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