Who is "Gargle gone" and why am I following him automatically?

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Hello. I am the CEO of Mastodon Dot Com Ltd. In order to take advantage of Opportunity identified in our hourly SWOT (Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Twinks) analysis, we will be filling the market-gap left by Tumblr's ban on NSFW content. We will be doing this by banning anyone who is not or never has been a sex worker. Thank you for your time.

- CEO of Mastodon "Mastodon" Dot Com Ltd.

Wouldn't it be great if we could have the official CEO of AntiFa on our Webbed Site?

Hello. I am the CEO of the Mastodon Dot Com Ltd "Webbed Site". As part of our ongoing programme of site improvement, we have decided to ban police from our webbed site. This is due to the effect that police can have on marginalised communities, such as the tax evaders in our accounting department. Thank you for your attention.

- CEO, Mastodon Dot Com Ltd.

I am proud to announce that, in order to address complaints raised by some of our ex-users, we will be hiring some full-time, professional trolls here at Mastodon Dot Com! Now, no-one has to feel surrounded by real humans all the time.

Hello. I am the CEO of Mastodon Dot Com Ltd. Here at Mastodon Dot Com Ltd., our users' experience is our top priority. We hope to work together closely with our amazing userbase to build a platform that fits everyone's needs in the 4th industrial revolution and age of global interconnectedness.

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