Last autumn was the last time I know for a fact that I was a woman and it felt very different from my usual existence in a way I can’t quite put into words.
I just don’t understand why most people prefer mainstream social media platforms over Mastodon! We’ve been trying so hard to get them to switch by telling everyone who casually cares about such irrational concepts as audience size on the internet or has ever looked at an ad in their life to fuck off lest they taint our perfect community!
“Boohoo, more people are finally joining our platform, but they’re doing it for the wrong reasons because unlike me – who is categorically a better person – they’re too fucking stupid to understand what social media is ✨really✨ about. This is literally the worst thing that could ever happen.”
We get it. We fucking get it. You can talk about something else now.
Frog, vexillologist, Unicode complainer, world’s biggest Hannes Maurer fan, ❝gamedev❞, ウィアブー, literary disaster, finds neat things on Wikipedia. ⚧︎ | ⚸ | ♀︎