![[A large snake-like creature with multiple eyes and dozens of sharp teeth has been conjured through a portal in the floor by a small robed figure]
Creature: The pact is sealed! I shall destroy Billy Westlake for his insulting words about your mother!
Person: No. I I wish for him to stub his toe and the day before it finally heals he will stub it again. Over and over. Forever.
[The creature is speechless and takes a moment to absorb what the figure has said.]
Creature: Dang kid I gotta write this one down. You got anymore cool ideas in that head of yours?
Person: Ive got a good one about an itch that perpetually moves when you try to scratch it.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/541/840/388/619/371/original/17add3a33c762c0a.png)
@Chrishallbeck may they feel like they need to fart forever.
@Chrishallbeck Okay that's just evil. Billy must have said something VERY insulting.
@Chrishallbeck Many ancient cruel and evil beings could learn much from those of us forced to live in modern capitalism. Death, for some, could be a sweet release.
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Every time they try to pour something into a glass, it does that thing where it just runs down the front of the pitcher or whatever and makes a huge goddamn mess.
@Chrishallbeck We had a neighbor, a character in so many ways, who told us an old Italian curse: “may you break both legs, the second one the day the first one heals.”
@Chrishallbeck "Wow... That was brutal even by MY standards!"
Michael Porter @Chrishallbeck Adding these to the list if I ever discover I have god-like powers.
@Chrishallbeck I've been cursed to bite my tongue. Crunchy bites, that bleed. And sneezing. I'm constantly sneezing. It's always two quick sneezes, then a third. I don't know what I did or who I did it to, but I'm sorry. Unless it was something totally worth it.
@Chrishallbeck "every time you come within 100ft of a doorbell, it rings"
@Chrishallbeck May his nosehair be long and constantly in need of plucking.
@Chrishallbeck ok, which one of you guys put the itch curse on me?!