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Hi, I'm Duth Olec, and this is a pinned message. There's another Duth Olec on here, but he's still stuck on Earth. Me, I live in a cloud that can transcend time and space and move to other universes, and I maybe don't remember how to get back but that's okay because who would want to?
Some might question the reality of this. They might also question the reality of this website, but then they might not so that's definitely a false equivalence and I'm sorry.

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Some might ask if this is an RP account. I would respond "can you really just RP as yourself" and they would say "actually, yes" and I would say "oh" and then we'd just awkwardly look at each other until one of us leaves.

I'm visiting ancient Greece again! I'm watching Heracles fight the Hydra and this crab showed up out of nowhere and just started trying to eat Heracles' foot?
Weird. Either that crab has something against this Heracles guy or it's just hungry for feet.

Just heard about the Woolly Rebellion while following The Doctor. I took a zip forward and, just as I suspected, it was caused because the military kept using them for sheep-powered rayguns.

Whoops I started following some events in 19th-century England and accidentally jumped ahead. I kind of want to spoil these people about their lives now. "hey guess what your life is gonna suck real soon!"
They'd probably think I was god though. Or a ghost. "change your ways, or three more ghosts will come hole up in your basement... and they won't even pay reeeent!"

Well, that was fun. Sometimes I wish I could end my wandering days, leave The Cloud, and settle somewhere. But I can't stop for anybody!
i'm a figgin vagabond and also anyone who hangs out with me for more than a day gets sick of me LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN 19TH-CENTURY ENGLAND

Okay so that not only failed miserably but The Cloud got so damage that some of the controls went haywire and I went spinning through dimensions and quite frankly I don't know where I ended up.
While ALFALFA repairs The Cloud I'ma go find out.

OKAY! Got the new power source working! The Cloud is back in business! I'm not taking this lying down! Watch out, Ghidorah, The Cloud is GOING KAIJU!

Figgin... all I wanted to do was watch giant monster fights, so I went to a version of Earth with them, and figgin Ghidorah blasted The Cloud and I crashed.
now i gotta deal with stupid human drama instead.

Okay so I accidentally caused the Yoshi-Koopa War. playing mario is hard.

Ever cause a war because you accidentally tipped the scales and kept trying to rebalance it and it just escalated beyond anyone's comprehension?
playing god is hard. i'd rather just play mario.

The problem with Plato's allegory of the cave is that I just blew up the cave and everybody in it died, and I know you're thinking that's less a problem with Plato's allegory and more a problem with the fact that I blew up the cave and killed everybody in it

Okay I'm not sure what version of Earth I've been at but it turns out here all the Greek gods were just Time Lords, go figure.

okay, fine, FINE. Zeus PMed me and told me he'd zap me if I did that. FINE. I'm still gonna send some secret military organization to steal the fleece though. Yes I KNOW THAT'S MORE DEEP STATE SHENAGINAGS I DON'T CARE

I'm still watching events in ancient Greece and I've watched Jason (of the Argonauts) for five seconds and he's already proved to be a total neoliberal shill for those in power and just wow. Also he seems a little xenophobic? What the hex, Jason. Gonna spin your figgin golden fleece into straw is what I'm gonna do.

Was burying people really such a lucrative business in ancient Greece that people would break the law to do it?

Some might ask if this is an RP account. I would respond "can you really just RP as yourself" and they would say "actually, yes" and I would say "oh" and then we'd just awkwardly look at each other until one of us leaves.

--THIS ACCOUNT--
Hi, I'm Duth Olec, and this is a pinned message. There's another Duth Olec on here, but he's still stuck on Earth. Me, I live in a cloud that can transcend time and space and move to other universes, and I maybe don't remember how to get back but that's okay because who would want to?
Some might question the reality of this. They might also question the reality of this website, but then they might not so that's definitely a false equivalence and I'm sorry.

I'm going to go find a universe where the Greek Furies are inexplicably Fawfuls.

Athene why are you such a figgin tool of the patriarchy?

Wait okay I think I went to the wrong ancient Greece because the Furies look more like flying monkeys and it turns out Zeus is just some carnival guy with a killer hologram and sound system.

If Cassandra was smart she would've went around telling everyone she had prophetic visions of everyone NOT giving her lots of cool gifts and a free vacation.

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