Cloudy Cuckoo Cosmos @CloudyCuckooCosmos@mastodon.social

-Duth-
Welcome to the Cloudy Cuckoo Cosmos. This Mastodon account will archive messages from CCC social media. It's in another universe so they have different social medias. I think one is called Moostodan.
Every toot will be topped with the name of which character the message is from.

-Duth Olec-
Oh no the machine used to send messages from the Cloudy Cuckoo Cosmos universe to this account is broken, I'm definitely not smashing it to pieces with a hammer right now @DuthOlec

-Czar Spiest-
Enough spiest and they could control a plane flawlessly, but does Conrad have us do that?
... Well, actually, he did order that. But I don't want to do it. Besides, it wouldn't be flawless because those spiest are idiots who can't cooperate to save their--well, they don't have lives.

-Darmenzi-
Every dictatorship I've advised ended in catastrophic failure, so, you're welcome.

-Professor Zeth-
Er. Never mind.

-Numer-
what

-Professor Zeth-
You didn't choose the digital life, the digital life chose you!

-Cherry-
Wait, why are we conversing online when we're standing right next to each other?

-Numer-
i trried that oncce and a bird fflew into me

-Cherry-
You've just got to stand tall, Numer.

-Numer-
windy day... cherry's standing as if there's nno wind at all i'mwobbbling evverywhhere like a fllag in the breeze

-Sal-
I got a set of mechanical arms and they immediately tried to strangle me.
I mean, I don't blame them!

-Wrodin-
I DON'T UNDERSTAND PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO JUST BLOW UP EVERYONE YOU DON'T LIKE?

-Top-
they've sepnt the last few hours trying eo pexplina suffering to me.
i still don't get it htough!

-ALFALFA-
Duth is on another Greek God spree. He is attempting to alter events again like they did. I expect this to result in yet another collapse of a society.

-Sawn-
I'M UPSET I NEED TO DUMP OUT A BUNCH OF EMOTIONS!
...
GRRR

-Conrad the Conqueror-
Be quiet or you'll be next.

-Sal-
I mean you did kill some. A lot of some, even.

-Conrad the Conqueror-
Throughout many planets I've visited are constant petty squabbles among inhabitants with different views on on how a society they themselves created even works.
I'm a unifier. In that way, how am I anything but a hero?

-Duth Olec-
My privacy policy is there is no privacy policy.

-Sawn-
I LIVE IN A BUILDING IN THE OCEAN SO IT'S EASY TO GET ALL THE WATER I NEED EACH DAY.
THOUGH I'M A ROBOT BUZZ SAW AND DON'T NEED WATER, SO...