Auscultaconna: Mothgirl LARPing as Sherlock Holmes sent to social worker hell.
Theta: Death-obsessed Asura that watched Thirteen Ghosts too many times.
Skullie: Transformer fembot that doesn't realize she's too big to be a ninja.
Xeonixxis: Someone polymorphed Longcat into a dragon and launched it into space with nothing but druid books to read.
Caita/Hellkat: Gordon Ramsay's worst Kitchen Nightmare with a love for hammers and unreasonably large guns.
@Clove_Darkwave Oh fuck I'm dying these are really good.