I’m less than a week away from finishing up with my Java and C++ courses, and I’m faced with the choice of continuing schooling through UC Berkeley’s extension program, or spending time self-learning. I think I want to learn Swift, but I’m enjoying my time with web dev. The Berkeley program only touches on web development, and mostly content I already know 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m having a shit day, and desire to be covered by a pile of puppies, kitties, and bunnies.

I just love the way a 2 mile trip always turns in an hour long journey, courtesy of the local transit. Especially thankful to the bus system for making me sit in unhealthy air because their busses don’t stick to the schedule 🙄

Any AI want to come take my place, because I’d really love it if a robot could finish the semester so I didn’t have to. I’ve enjoyed C++ and Java, but seriously, I’m so tired.

Ohhhh so it’s okay when you wake me up in the middle of my sleep, but not when I do the same to you?

This is an actual ad from Verizon on Tumblr. I’m not one to talk about grammar, but DUDE you’re a company, you should know better

If you think certain genres of music are bad, try them with Christian lyrics. It gets much worse.

I was just trying to set a homework reminder. That’s not even remotely what I said 😭

I never realized how much I hate Florida until now, which happens to be at a time where I’m on a plane to Florida.

Sir, there was literally No Reason™️ for you to sit so close to me at the airport gate. None. There’s no need to sit right next to my belongings when you have an empty aisle seat. None.

when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

Every Tuesday and Thursday as I wait for my bus, a guy walks by one way with a dog, then walks back the other way few minutes later with the dog and a dog bed. Every. Single. Time.

Where does he go? Why does he walk back with a dog bed? How does the dog bed get back to the origin location? So many questions 😭

I don’t trust this sign. It looks like a really bad ICE set up.

I was in the middle of fighting, paused to make more arrows, then was flung mysteriously into space

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