This took way too long to make but I hope this will settle the pizza debate once and for all
@ColetteLette not sure this goes far enough
we need something like the political compass to really nail down everyone's position on pizza
@nico Someone else is gonna have to make that coming up with something to fit a few of these slots was already hard enough
@ColetteLette i'll start applying for research grants
these questions need answering
@ColetteLette I love you
@ColetteLette @Naouak Very nice!
I guess Chicago style pizza is base-neutral, topping purist.
And pizza fundamentalist: only pizza Margherita is pizza.
@ColetteLette I guess I'd be a base purist topping neutral edging toward rebel.
@ColetteLette I was going to anal-retentively point out that there is No Such Thing™ as pepperoni on a pizza, but I've been too busy laughing out loud for the last ten minuted or so to give a damn.
@ColetteLette true purist and proud of it
@ColetteLette Base Purist/Topping Neutral.
@ColetteLette Sorry but pineapple on pizza is not neutral - it's chaotic evil!
@ColetteLette Although now you are making me curious about chocolate pizza...
@ColetteLette oh shit! I'm a #Pizza #Nazi!
nah.. just topping purist
@ColetteLette Thank you. Thought i was a true purist, but.... pineapple
@ColetteLette what do u fall under if u only eat thick dough cheese pizza
@ColetteLette relevant to recent discussions.
@ColetteLette "Lasagna is pizza", says everyone from Chicago, apparently.
THE PIZZA DEBATES HAVE BEEN SOLVED
THERE ARE ALIGNMENTS
@ColetteLette pasta is basically wet bread so pasta with cheese...
@ColetteLette what I like most about this is the complete exclusion of deep dish (aka thin pizza seasoning surface followed by 3 inches of bread flavored bubblegum)