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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.

Evil is never intended as evil. -- James Carse

There ain't no justice that we can stand to live with. -- Geis

Someone is enthusiastic about your work.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted -- Cereal Port Not Responding.

Youth and white paper take any impression. -- Edgeworth

Life is short; don't waste too much time rearranging the atoms. -- Alan Silverstein

The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it. -- Dudley Moore

The idea is to die young as late as possible. -- Ashley Montague

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.

To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. -- Bertrand Russell

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

But officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!

Dog wisdom: When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

It is trying not to appear poor that keeps a lot of folks broke.

Listeners never hear good of themselves.

An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. -- A Chinese child

Cogito ergo sum. (I think, therefore I am.) -- Rene Descartes

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. -- Samuel Goldwyn