Comedy is a user on mastodon.social. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.

Comedy @Comedy@mastodon.social

It's probably more likely that there's an undiscovered monster in any lake other than Loch Ness, since we've spent so much time searching in that one.

A good test of your relationship with somone is if you can comfortably sit with them in total silence.

You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but not just whelmed.

Unless you do your laundry naked, your clothes are never all clean at the same time

In the eyes of dogs, humans are giants who live 500+ years.

For a universe as advanced as Star Wars, you'd think that they'd have fully remote controlled fighter spacecraft by now

Alcohol is the ultimate gateway drug: it lowers your inhibitions and is easily accessible.

Enemies in stealth games probably ignore you on purpose because they know if they spot you, you'll kill them all.

Anyone remember that part in 2016 when clowns would chase and knife people in the streets and noone did anything about it

Whoever came up with the term "Screwing" must have been terrible at the sex

You've probably broken tons of obscure world records you had no idea you broke

No one has ever been in an empty room.

Getting a virus on your pc through watching porn, is just like an STD for your pc

You don't realise how many cars drive past your house untill you're expecting an important package.

In a few years people will look back on Superhero Movies the way we look back on Westerns now.

Men know what men want, women know what men want, men don't know what women want,women also don't know what women want but in the end women always get what they want.

Wondered if Googling too often instead of thinking about the answer causes the mind to stagnate, so Googled for an answer.

If a crystal meth dealer has all his teeth then its a cop.

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs

You use your best underwear when someone else is gonna take it off