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in honor of the ides of march i will be stabbing an italian man today

My friend: "I grade my friends harder than I do other people."
My friend: gives me a good grade
Me: oh

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Today is known as 'Pi Day' in America and March the 14th in the rest of the world where date formats make sense.

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Now that I'm about to graduate and leave this place, I'm starting to realize why literally every anime takes place in high school

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Meanwhile, in Germany, Fallout 76 is a free bonus with the purchase of any game controller!

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๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“ช๐“ถ ๐“ฒ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ

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They call me Bean Hacker. I am the hacker of beans

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Are you trying to test me? I sell boxed lunches for a living, you know.

My dad: Want something to drink?
Me: No thank you
My dad: I have soda, water
Me: Wait what?

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Whenever my posts get no interactions it feels like when you tell a joke with friends and they just look at you then keep on talking

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