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I don't have a strong opinion on the oxford comma and that's why I struggled in high school

I came here to chew bubble gum and make friends... And I'm all out of friends

Literally the only good thing about summer is pride month can it be fall yet?

If there's ever a movie made about my life the narrator is REQUIRED to be eating garlic bread whenever they speak

Me: I'm gonna become the funniest account on Mastodon!
Also me: posts once a month, if at all. Only posts slightly edgy content. Forgot how to joke so just boosts funny toots

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Fediverse user eli b is not forgotten. This painting lives on

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cave person: *scribbling on cave wall*

old cave person: what's that there

cave person: *steps away to reveal a cool mammoth with sunglasses*

old cave person: marcus what have you done

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Day of silence 

I've already forgotten what day it is today and spoke like 5 times damn

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U know when u try to help ur friend and they yell at you?

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I just finished @oneshot_game@twitter.com. @NightMargin@twitter.com, @elizagamedev@twitter.com, @GIRakaCHEEZER@twitter.com: Thank you. Thank you so much.

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ON THAT NOTE: Did you hate how the last choice of #LifeIsStrange was handled? PLAY #OneShot NOW YOU DESERVE IT

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