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I don't have a strong opinion on the oxford comma and that's why I struggled in high school
...and bubble gum
I came here to chew bubble gum and make friends... And I'm all out of friends
Literally the only good thing about summer is pride month can it be fall yet?
If there's ever a movie made about my life the narrator is REQUIRED to be eating garlic bread whenever they speak
Me: I'm gonna become the funniest account on Mastodon!Also me: posts once a month, if at all. Only posts slightly edgy content. Forgot how to joke so just boosts funny toots
Fediverse user eli b is not forgotten. This painting lives on
Cute girl spotted send help
cave person: *scribbling on cave wall*
old cave person: what's that there
cave person: *steps away to reveal a cool mammoth with sunglasses*
old cave person: marcus what have you done
you ever just feel like
I have two states
EatingAbout to eat
A great bunch of lads
Someone: Have a nice dayMe: No u
Day of silence Show more
I've already forgotten what day it is today and spoke like 5 times damn
when will podcasters finally unionize?
Firefox why are you like this
U know when u try to help ur friend and they yell at you?
I just finished @firstname.lastname@example.org. @NightMargin@twitter.com, @email@example.com, @GIRakaCHEEZER@twitter.com: Thank you. Thank you so much.
ON THAT NOTE: Did you hate how the last choice of #LifeIsStrange was handled? PLAY #OneShot NOW YOU DESERVE IT
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