the most embarrassing thing I've done in 2019 so far is probably when we went out to eat last weekend and when the waiter reached out to bus our table he had his hand curved in such a way that work training instantly took over and i shook his hand

Also, hey, anti-shoutout to the concept of halogen dual hook lightbulbs, those motherfuckers feel like you're about to break them or rip out something's important gutworks in the process of installing or removing them.

Knowing who I know, I would be extremely remiss if I didn't share this picture I took at the local Home Depot

Arrested from my job at the t shirt of the month club because the shirt was always just "Dumb Cumpster" written in different fonts every month

jojo jojoke 

triangle man
triangle man
triangle man hates triangle man
triangle man's gotta work through some shit
triangle man
triangle man

food, in the loosest sense of the word 

food, in the loosest sense of the word 

I've basically been done for the day since like eight aside from piles of leadership videos to watch and my brain has turned into.... >:V

[extremely genesis voice] ๐“ก๐“˜๐“ข๐“” ๐“•๐“ก๐“ž๐“œ ๐“จ๐“ž๐“ค๐“ก ๐“–๐“๐“จ

I will not get into it but the shift prior to ours apparently had an EXTREMELY Judas Priest Friday, and my stated goal to my crew is to have as boring and as slow a day as possible because hoo boy, those were some events

hyperdrive ( end of season 1, + and -) 

hyperdrive ( end of season 1, + and -) 

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