LORXUS is MELT @CoronaCoreanici@mastodon.social

urgent: the welsh word for 'everybody' is 'pawb'

The trick to being gay is to not go online. If you don't go online you cant fall in love with somebody that lives on the opposite side of the country.

friendship with gender ended

new best friend is metal level

“Cheesenips”

its interesting to me that the conclusion liberals are drawing from the american concentration camps escalating is "trump needs to be removed", rather than "holy shit, our supposed "democracy" and "checks and balances" are incapable of preventing a literal genocide"

i really love that the #1 fallout anthology speedrunner is named tomatoanus

inside every two wolves, there is one wolf

*static crackles, as you listen for any sign of humanity on your radio*

“Hi there, it’s me, Robin Hood

The world has ended, and all I’ve got is a sack of potatoes, a pocket knife, and my three-legged hound dog, Spoonbread

Let’s go make a better world”

Straight cis couples: “Oh of course we have fun names for each other, he’s “honey” and he calls me “darling””

My friends: “Yeah this is my significant other “poop dick” and they call me *incomprehensible screeching*”

👱🏻 scuse me driver diz this bus goty fuckin, Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ naw it disny am afraid pal
👱🏻 diz it no go near tae Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ naw it goes tae fuckin, Fintry, an that awa
👱🏻 which bus dae a get fir fuckin, Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ you wanny get the fuckin, Venga bus fir that yin ken
👱🏻 whaurs that go fae?
💁🏻‍♂️ you can get it fae fuckin, Douglas Street ken by the post office. you'll hear it comin since it's got a pretty distinctive soond

Being a fox is one of the best things that can happen to someone, in my opinion…

Though to be fair not having had much experience not being a fox I guess I can't compare…

Stop talking to other people on social media as if they're not human 2019

It occurs to me that some of you young folk have always lived in this world of bountiful memes. New memes every day, big memes, small memes, niche memes, memes that make their way to the heart of the zeitgeist.

It wasn't always like that.

In my day we had only one meme.

We made that meme into an anthem. A flag. An identity.

All our base belonged to it.

I like my coffee how I like my fundamental nuclear forces.

tired: vandalising "canal street" signs to read "anal treet"

inspired: