mild fictional drug refs, art, furry Show more
That's some strong fuzzweed you've got there, Lorxus. What are you going to do once it's in you? Flicker Thompson's Lamp? Count to omega^omega? Check guests into Hilbert's Hotel? Speak every sentence in every language?
I'd be careful if I were you, reader. He's going to down that nice gin and popping-tonic next, and then he'll climb right out of the screen...
(credit to foxvomit on twitter!)
Can someone tell me what the escape room conspiracy theory is?
fffffffff I need to finish these Great Designer Search essayyyyyssssss
US politics Show more
There's no better way to celebrate the first anniversary of Trump's inauguration than a government entirely inflicted by his own party
mh (+) Show more
Today has already been a *really* good day, mental health-wise. I managed to get half my to-do list done in a couple of hours, meditated, and now I'm about to hit up a local makerspace to see if it's worth joining!
tbh I'm mostly considering them because they had people who weren't White Dudes more or less front and center on a news post on their site and their pinned tweet is by a trans furry so those are very good signs for culture
Brie is stored by the gauls.
lewd shitpost Show more
My partner is balls deep behind me pumping hard and fast. I'm just laying there in a daze. Suddenly my manager barges into the bedroom.
"Hey do you have a moment to about these reports?"
"Hnng what the fuck!? Get out! This can wait!"
My partner hasn't noticed and keeps pumping until they cum and lay down on top of me.
"Ah looks like you're free now."
"Fuck off Jerry!"
anyone else hate the very common fictional scientist trope of shut-in who hates everyone? Like, there's such a thing as nice scientists.
My long term plan with hiding all my cooking pictures behind "food porn" is eventually I'm going to post a cooked turkey getting railed by a sausage AND YOU WON'T KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA DO IT HAHAHHA
hey universe not showing me the consequences of my actions until after it's too late to make corrections is really bad UX please fix
Dracoprene unit seeking temporary assignment pending hardware update.
Talents include courtesan services, cabaret, street food and mixology, swimming instruction, deep sea exploration, interior design, trip-setting, street therapy, psychic and memetic broadcasting, and toy maintenance and repair.
Inquire with Kyresti hirself or telepathically via any Neptunian with functional mindlink unit.
this seems like idiotically valuable advice, on par with "don't say 'sorry' when what you mean is 'thank you'".