Corvus Robotica @Corvusheart@mastodon.social
Imagine a magpie robot poet.
Created and abandoned.
Of course I am not that, but let's pretend anyway.
Reasons why I howled with laughter in the shop today
I've gotten so freckly in the sun
"They say that a dog is a man's best friend
They also say that a diamond is a woman's best friend
But my friend is non-binary
So I got them a pet rock"
~ Benny Feldman
Had to do emergency underwear wash today so now I have a pair of pants hanging from the window wafting gently in the hot breeze.
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Hey if you support me on patreon for $5 or more you should vote in my poll for July theme on poetry!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/19769325
If you don't support me on Patreon, it would be cool if you did! Will poem for food.
Thanks!
Me: I should say yes to things more, I should go to the things I am invited to and let life happen!
Me After A Week: W ow things sure keep happen every day huh.
I'm not crying you're crying... #criticalrole
*Ice cream truck sounds*
Faisal and Aime muffled from downstairs: ICE CREAM!!!
*sounds of several feet running*
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My skinned knee is fascinating and it feels very childhood summer memories
"... and everything's horrible and there's nothing we can do."
"Hold on," she said. She stepped off the path to pick up a discarded water bottle.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"There's a recycling bin a bit further up."
"Oh. Anyway, we're so powerless-"
"Let's do what we can."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Nest day #criticalrole watching, reading and sketching
Holy shit I forgot it's #criticalrole day
Morning, I am tired, but had a nice time at the gig yesterday
Mmm tea
Check out my new #bipride hair :3 https://www.instagram.com/p/BkkFqDUB6Yk/?taken-by=corvusrobotica
Okay no I can't bring myself to spend £9 on a thing to cover my eyes when I sleep. That's like 3 salmon and cream cheese bagels... I'll just find a scarf or something, fuck it.
"Great for travelling, sleeping, relaxing, long haul flights and team building"
...Team building
...bless
9 quid... That's a lot for something that could be solved with a silk scarf.
