wintworth driller @CoughingSound@mastodon.social
I decided to maximise my sense of insignificance by branching out into another social network
The hardest thing about French is you can't understand wtf anybody is saying
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I try and keep up to date on up and coming social media and content sharing platforms in the hopes that one day I can go down in history as the first person to post some really dumb shit to them
ARE YOU ALL READY FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING DISNEY MAGIC GOD DAMMIT????
Watership turn down for what
Went into the Co-Op a few minutes before it closed and the guy working there catastrophically owned me
'looks like you don't have time to look at pasta sauces for ten minutes tonight'
Heard there's an influx of new users! I'd just like to take a moment to say "Welcome" and to inform you that on here, I'm the big cool popular account that everyone follows and wants a piece of. For sure. The bit on my page where it says 31 followers? That's a well known bug that happens when you've too many followers, is what that is
My hobbies include stepping on twigs at inopportune moments, giving away my position
Working on an indie game about being stalked by a mysterious, unknowable, world changing beast known only as Big Data
Millenials Are Too Busy With "Snapchatting" To Build Elaborate Subterranean Mazes In Which To Hide Their Gold Prior To Their Deaths
I have been reborn!
You don't HAVE to be a snarky jerk anymore to get attention and followers.
Kindness matters here.
And guess what?
Kindness matters everywhere!
Good morning Mastodorks! 🌞 😎
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Garfield Minus Torvalds
EH! I got no mouth and I must scream over 'ere!
Listen, folks, life moves pretty fast, know what I'm saying? I mean, they could come right out and announce Half-Life 3 tomorrow. They could be doing it right now! And then where would you be? What I'm trying to say is, don't wait till tomorrow to post that "Golly HL3 sure is taking a while" joke that you could post today! Carpe meme
Drop everything! The Team Fortress 2 soundtrack is on Spotify!!!!
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