CptFabulous @CptFabulous@mastodon.social

The demon looked around. There was a summoning sigil drawn in the ruddy sand, but nobody... It shifted its perception to the spiritual plane. Ah. A dust devil.
"Why hast thou-"
"A battery."
"A battery?" The demon looked around. "What need for a battery on Mars?"
"For our friend."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

boost if you would click Glorpus

#beautiful

A friend of mine showed me the "album cover" modifier for DALL-E and it might be my favourite thing to give it now. I'm giving it names of songs I like with the modifier. (Marked sensitive because AI generated images.)

Linux commands and what they do
A guide

cat - it tlaps your files like a cat
df - it stands for "Dog Friend" it summons a small dog on the corner of your screen that you can pet with your mouse
ssh - what you say to you computer when u want it to be quieter
cd - you can type this command in when you want your computer to play your creedence clearwater revival CD that you've had in the disk drive since 1998
tail - shows u a fluffy fox tail
dmesg - sends your favorite dude an email. The dude you sent the mail to can be configured in dude.conf
uhhh idk thats all for today

Quilt a friend of mine made.

woddering my

if your car's brakes are squeaking you can squirt a bit of wd-40 in there to stop that

Mastodon 2.6 will introduce a new privacy setting, better suited for your most important toots.

@breakfastgolem @healyn

May I present...