OnTheMoors @CrazyMyra@mastodon.social
Twitter refugee
South Africa
This account follows and RTs all Weird Twitter exiles.
My own material and more on @OutOnTheMoors
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
follow back and get some pizza, sauce me gently
@CrazyMyra Happy Birthday! 🎉🎈
Just been blocked for the first time on Mastodon. No one on Twitter will be surprised to learn it was by an American for saying "cunt".
in cricket one must yeet the ball at the batsman
once it has been yote the batsman must score runs
hi im lucy and noy only am i cute but im ridiculously easy too
What a long day
gettin' mad about gerald ford again
I have a blue light filter on my mobile which switches on when the Sun goes down, making my screen orange. But it always freaks me out when it changes colour. I am never ready for the change.
You don't need to know the details, but always remember to floss.
why do skeletons in video games always throw their own bones at you like get yourself a sword or a gun or something. You're gonna run out of bones eventually. And getting conked with a bone hurts a lot but it's not exactly deadly
linux stands for Linux Is Not Unix Xylophone
24/7 low quality posts - terrible puns to study/relax to
I hate solstices and equinoxes because of all the druids running around town destroying all of our technology and shouting, "Victory lap!"
In reality, they are not real. In fact, while I can say with all certainty this will not happen in the foreseeable future, it is entirely possible that all of the borders dividing all of the countries all over this world could be erased in a single day.
In a sense, we are hostages of the countries in which we are born, held captive by artificial borders. We are not asked if we would like to be a citizen of the nation in which we’re born."
-- Margaret Donnelly
My relationship with my new landlord isn’t working out. Apparently you can’t live in an escape room indefinitely. Who knew?
Koko dies and yet Trump’s account is still tweeting? That blows my theory out of the water
It's called soccer because it's association football.
For the 65 years in a row, no Martian has won Miss Universe.
I'm in a teleconference and looked up to see the GoToMeeting host taking notes, which I forgot I had on my screen, and my first thought was "Hark! A ghost!"
My enemies hate me because every time they slay me with swords and fell magiks and dump my body in the woods I crawl out their well the next day and call them "punk ass no-kill busters".
