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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.

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i am sueing evyeryone who is younger than me and gets married

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Home timelines should be all caught up now. Our traffic is averaging 400 req/s with occasional spikes to 1,200 req/s.

There are 23k active users on mastodon.social right now (8.7k arrived this week). Registrations are closed but invite links work. You can create an invite link from "Invite people" link or preferences page.

I have added 2 mods to the team (awaiting response from 3rd candidate), reports are being processed. Nazis can get fucked.

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Just so everyone knows, I left twitter and am not going back. Not because mastodon is better, but because I have other things to do. I’ll be here for a while though.

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No one is boosting my toots, I’m being censored already.

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I'll be damned - unlisted toots! I tooted it and it doesn't barge in on everyone.

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back here on the site where there is no algorithmic incentive to be a social capitalist

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Wow, the wave last week seems to be turning into a tsunami...

hey everybody, I'm The_Gibson, owner and admin of hackers.town.

Feel free to homestead over here for a while if you wish. Our membership is currently open, and if it helps alleviate mastodon.social a little bit, all the better.

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"You have closed registrations on mastodon.social, so how will my friends get in or find me?"

Tell your friends to sign up on knzk.me/about then tell them: "Search for MyUsername@mastodon.social" and voilà, you have found each other.

It's very similar to how e-mail addresses work.

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The U.S. is aiding/committing genocide on pretty much every continent.

Oh.. and i would be suspended instantly if I posted this on Twitter, sooooo...Twitter can eat my entire ass.

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Is Mastodon gunna verify me? Twitter had been playing hard to get since 2009 and swerving me for months with all of these lockouts, limits and suspensions.

Just sayin.

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i suck at writing, but im going to keep doing it because its a challenge.

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Any masto admins know why my timeline on my instance slowed to a crawl after updating and what i might do to troubleshoot this?

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Its whips ass that jack sat up in his racecar bed one morning and thought "how can i make Twitter be hated by a significant portion of its userbase so that they all leave the poor Nazis alone"

I bet he told the Uber to "step on it" rushing to the office. GARY, KAREN, FRANK, SUMMER! GUESS WHAT, I HAVE A KILLER IDEA!

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Mastodon is cool because soon ill have more follows than dril

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“It’s a funeral”, they said

“Wear black”, they said

“Who’s the idiot dressed as Zorro?”, they said

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