can you still go wildly viral on here just by posting "good morning, ive gay"

It’s so much easier not to be an asshole all the time, so kudos to the assholes out there working their asshole asses off to make the rest of us unnecessarily miserable. I see you. I respect your work ethic. Please stop.

Hard to believe that tomorrow is the first anniversary of Ted Cruz liking incest porn on twitter. I guess the previously obscure date of September 11th will forever be known as Ted Cruz Incest Porn Day from now on huh.

@realtoddhoward@bofa.lol interesting that you dont care that youre a racist

Leaving Croatia tomorrow, what a beautiful country, hopefully I'll come back someday

enjoy this Russian meme that I think basically translates to “sight of cat, grace of potat”, every time I look at it it gets a bit funnier

im not sure if i want to see how you freaking weirdos process halloween

about to drink a beer for the first time in pretty much as long as i can remember. the selection: coors lite, 24 oz can, yes i am going to do this

ah so you want me to content warning pictures of my beer but also want to be able to shriek without limit about the perfidy of the slav? explain to me your values

@helldude "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!" was my greeting from my cellmate, who called himself "the helldude"

the thing i never understood about gamers getting offended at attacks on gamers is that anyone who's spent any time playing games hates gamers

it's exactly like cops, who can't handle any outside criticism but quietly they all hate each other's guts because they're all terrible

it's all fine to say "fuck white people" but those are just words and i prefer to let my actions speak for me by having sex with white people

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