parents: make sure your kids know there is nothing cool about doing things "like a boss"

going to see the clown movie so i can finally post my own hot takes here

i can promise you all now that if I ever direct a movie it will not have the Wilhelm Scream in it

Nurse 1: Boy am I glad we abolished measuring things. What a relief.
Nurse 2: Yeah. Now, how much of that super important medicine did that one patient need again? If they get the wrong dose they'll literally die.
Nurse 1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anyone else ever use the tip of their nose to tap their phone screen

i'm still unconvinced anthony albanese and scott morrisson are in fact two different people.

RT @maddierawr@twitter.com

Let's not use the ableist r-slur. I know what it's like to be called that. I was consistently called that during my entire childhood because I was in special education type programs for kids with emotional/behavioral issues. It's 2019, knock it off.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/maddierawr/status/

is it too late to make this century the 20th century and the 1900s the 19th century and so on so shit actually makes sense

CyanLime boosted

People are mad about Cyberpunk 2077 not having binary gender selection because convenient little checkboxes marked 'male' and 'female' is exactly how they imagine XY and XX chromosomes work. And they're upset that narrative is being taken out of the picture.

RT @Chaofanatic@twitter.com

I am playing Puyo Puyo in SRB2 oh my god Kimokawaiii is so amazing yall should play it
mb.srb2.org/showthread.php?p=8

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Chaofanatic/status

RT @hunktears@twitter.com

unions are for pussies. only pussies stand up for themselves. real tough guys just do whatever they're told. you heard it here first, from me, your boss.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hunktears/status/1

New video out now! This one is not a game review, by the way. But if I was reviewing fascism I'd probably give it, like, half a star, at best. Not a great political ideology, that one.
youtube.com/watch?v=LBKakAbow8

Hey! I've nearly finished my next YouTube video - if you wanna make it into the end credits roll, now's a great time to hop onto my Patreon and make a small pledge! patreon.com/cyanlime

Photo from a seminar at a US business conference. Amazing look at how the ruling class talk to each other when the rest of us aren't around.

Arin Hanson / Egoraptor isn't being shat on right now because of bad things he said years ago. All that's a pretense to attack him for being on the wrong side of the 'culture war'. Just another manifestation of the same old proto-fascist gamergate/comicsgate shit. Ask James Gunn.

The logical conclusion of this is activists being dragged from their homes and locked up in prison. This is a fascist policy. This is a fascist tweet.

From the left in response to this extremely concerning tweet, we need far less "Hurr silly Trump think antifa is an organization" and far more "The president of the United States is actively trying to criminalize protest."

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