Adrian Randall 💐 @Cyberpreppy@mastodon.social

Only the dead have secrets.

https://www.dsppublications.com/books/countermind-by-adrian-randall-357-b

You mustn't walk a Watching Wood,
No matter where it lies.
You mustn't let it taste your blood
Or avoid its bloodshot eyes.

I've shared my Star Trek: Discovery ficlet on AO3:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/13584669

Deciding a belated warning was better than nothing, Tilly went to their cabin and requested entry, but by then it was too late. Paul greeted her with a tight embrace, tears moistening the shoulder of her uniform. Behind him, through the viewport, Culber glimmered like an uncut diamond.

So Tilly talked to Saru, who spoke to the admiral, who sent a message to an old friend on Earth, and the star charts were already updated by the next morning. Of course by then Tilly was doubting herself, wondering if she'd made the right choice. She'd meant well, but hadn't asked permission, and she'd caused more than a few problems that way. Not everyone liked surprises.

Paul Stamets blinked. "I said I might. But it's really the captain who recommends an official designation to Starfleet. Given the war, and the recent changes to our command, there's too much uncertainty to make any promises."
"But I can ask the captain?"
"Certainly."

‪Luminescent tendrils of Prototaxites stellaviatori wound their way up through the soil of the Vedan moon, producing branching mycelial structures, their growth accelerated by EM darts until they surrendered their shining children to the wind, ‬the spores climbing the air like stardust. It was the most beautiful sight Tilly had ever seen, and she was hit with a sudden flash of inspiration.
"You said you'd let me name it."

Yes, there is a gay agenda, but we're hopelessly behind because we can't drive or tell time.

‪Odysseus: You should know, I've looked through our records. Someone in the company is breaking the law.‬
‪Odysseus's boss: I see... *locks door, closes blinds, reaches into coat* Who else have you told?‬
‪Odysseus: Nobody.‬
‪Odysseus's boss: Nobody?‬
‪Polyphemus: *lifts up ceiling* Hi.‬

If a ghost looks at a gorgon does it turn into a ghost of a statue or a statue of a ghost?

I haven't worked retail for fifteen years and I still habitually front merchandise when I'm out shopping.

ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S GHOST WISHES HE COULD HAVE MADE A MOVIE AS PERFECT AS 'GET OUT' bye

‪How many openly gay male East Asian pop stars have there been since Leslie Cheung? Is Holland the first in over a decade?‬

Recording away messages.
then: wow I sound way too gay, better do that again
now: yay! I sound so gay *:･ﾟ✧

space dads to the world

‪Patrick Stewart and Mark Hamill should get married and adopt all of us‬

‪Things are stressful so do yourself a favor: Go into your phone and turn off notifications for as many things as possible. Most things competing for your attention can wait. You can probably get by just with incoming calls, preset reminders, and preset alarms. ‬

adoption agent: so why is it you want a child
me: I need someone to play d&d with
adoption agent: excuse me?
my boyfriend: and I need a beta reader for my slashfics

‪just realized we never got to see John Boyega and Mark Hamill interact onscreen 💔‬

‪This musing inspired by prep work for a D&D game. ‬