DJ Pure Applesauce ☑ @DJ_Pure_Applesauce@mastodon.social

I'm amazed at how shoddy of products @fitbit@twitter.com makes. I've had multiple copies of multiple devices from them and not a single one has lasted a year. Most recent has entered a cycle where it won't charge itself in about 6mo.

Anyone here ever feel like wandering into the forest and finding an old mossy treestump covered in mushrooms, sitting on it, and unwrapping your bandana full of food and enjoying a lunch of bread, cheese, and apple?

@soylent_consumer i dont drink soylent bc when u try to open the bottle it grows a foreskin

Hire me at your next bbq to stand around and make bad puns and grill

FISA abuse accusations ‘nonsense’ says Comey, dodging Steele Dossier question — RT USA News https://www.rt.com/usa/445916-comey-fisa-memo-declassify/

drug, pol

why hasn’t someone developed software that bridges the Uber and Lyft apps for drivers?

Russia up to its old tricks at NATO press conference about Russian aggression in Sea of Azov. Trying to equate French protests to its actions. SecGen doesn't accept their BS question and burns them
https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/opinions_161108.htm

RT @theintercept@twitter.com: As a result of a new EPA rule, an estimated 60 to 90 percent of U.S. waterways could lose federal protections that currently shield them from pollution and development. https://interc.pt/2Ek8jUa

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1071130219204042752

RT @EmilysCartoons@twitter.com:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/EmilysCartoons/status/855407554876329985

"California law enforcement pursued criminal charges against eight anti-fascist activists who were stabbed or beaten at a neo-Nazi rally while failing to prosecute anyone for the knife attacks against them, according to police records reviewed by the Guardian." https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/05/antifa-charges-california-activists-stabbing

Luxembourg to become first country to make all public transport free https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/05/luxembourg-to-become-first-country-to-make-all-public-transport-free

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!

Little Astro Boy is.... so cute,,
and thank god for that good good Ham content

I just with I could find subs online... and also Better Quality
it's Crunchie

blue lives actually couldn't matter less

Bringing balance to the universe: New theory could explain missing 95 percent of the cosmos

Scientists at the University of Oxford may have solved one of the biggest questions in modern physics, with a new paper unifying dark matter and dark energy into a single phenomenon: a fluid which possesses 'negative mass."

https://phys.org/news/2018-12-universe-theory-percent-cosmos.html

Read Jean-Pierre Petit's work stupid scientists