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STOP USING MASTODON TO REFERENCE BIRDSITE CONTENT/THREADS/USERS.

I DON'T ACCESS BIRDSITE, EVER.

THAT MAKES YOUR BIRDSITE TOOT NOTHING BUT FUCKING WORTHLESS NOISE IN MY MASTO' TIMELINE.

GOTTDAMMITT!

I'm amazed at how shoddy of products @fitbit@twitter.com makes. I've had multiple copies of multiple devices from them and not a single one has lasted a year. Most recent has entered a cycle where it won't charge itself in about 6mo.

Elon Musk was stroking himself for self promotion/marketing on '60 Minutes' this evening, and he has THE weirdest speech impediment I've ever heard/seen. Not an accent, a pure letter substitution. Like B's for V's, or similar, and unrelated to his S.A. upbringing...

Anyone here ever feel like wandering into the forest and finding an old mossy treestump covered in mushrooms, sitting on it, and unwrapping your bandana full of food and enjoying a lunch of bread, cheese, and apple?

@soylent_consumer i dont drink soylent bc when u try to open the bottle it grows a foreskin

Hire me at your next bbq to stand around and make bad puns and grill

I STILL cannot find any value, let alone "humor," in Big Bang Theory. Good-gawd I loathe that bloated salaries, big-budget series!

FISA abuse accusations ‘nonsense’ says Comey, dodging Steele Dossier question — RT USA News rt.com/usa/445916-comey-fisa-m

easiest BLOCK rule ever? you mention your tumblr account... adios niño, siempre!

why hasn’t someone developed software that bridges the Uber and Lyft apps for drivers?

Surprise, nearly a hundred measles cases in Rockland County NY. The common denominator? They're religious morons who refuse vaccinations (Jewish in this case.)

Russia up to its old tricks at NATO press conference about Russian aggression in Sea of Azov. Trying to equate French protests to its actions. SecGen doesn't accept their BS question and burns them
nato.int/cps/en/natohq/opinion

RT @theintercept@twitter.com: As a result of a new EPA rule, an estimated 60 to 90 percent of U.S. waterways could lose federal protections that currently shield them from pollution and development. interc.pt/2Ek8jUa

🐦🔗: twitter.com/theintercept/statu

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!

Little Astro Boy is.... so cute,,
and thank god for that good good Ham content

I just with I could find subs online... and also Better Quality
it's Crunchie

Bringing balance to the universe: New theory could explain missing 95 percent of the cosmos

Scientists at the University of Oxford may have solved one of the biggest questions in modern physics, with a new paper unifying dark matter and dark energy into a single phenomenon: a fluid which possesses 'negative mass."

phys.org/news/2018-12-universe

Read Jean-Pierre Petit's work stupid scientists

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