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I need to start following couple hundred more people on here, so that I can just look at my scrolling home timeline and vicariously experience all the human emotions.

Today I found out that DuckDuckGo has a lite version at https://duckduckgo.com/lite/ if you're a fan of that sort of a thing.

If you want a less lite, js-less experience, there's also https://duckduckgo.com/html . This is where your searches will go by default if you don't load DDG's javascript.

I registered an account at @DeeUnderscore

Not sure what I'm gonna use it for, but it may come useful when an angry mob storms Garg's palace and burns down mastosoc in a single night.

@Sir_Boops Hey, uh, does sergal.org have webfinger working at the top level, or only at mastodon.sergal.org?

Ugh, looks like someone mistyped their email address again and entered mine instead of theirs.

It also has one of those silly disclaimers that contradicts itself so I'm probably just gonna go ahead and ignore it.

discourse: when you're supposed to be on a course but then you get off the course.

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Like, there will be some deep fried memes there and people will be like "yes, this was obviously a tumultuous, uncertain time"

I wonder if in the far future there will be museums displaying Internet memes from different periods of the early 21st century as illustration of the pervasive moods and cultural trends.

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I think I can simplify my life if I choose to only experience emotions which can be expressed by a Unicode emoji.

The latest Mastodon Blog post actually says that "The social network that is Mastodon isn’t really Mastodon" and even links Pleroma. https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2018/06/why-activitypub-is-the-future/

The new fad among teenagers is now to snort their own cell phones.

In case you were wondering why there aren't English captions, which you'd naturally expect to be prioritized on the English Wikipedia, this is why.

(You can find out the actual names without much difficulty, but I'm not posting this to encourage anger at Commons administrators)

Thank you, Wikimedia Commons contributor who decided to write the Danish captions for this audio clip of a duck quacking, Danish being the only language in which captions currently exist.

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I posted something stupid and then got hit by a bus and then people found my posts and that was the last thing I posted.

That's why I avoid getting hit by a bus.

Did you know that at aphelion, Earth is over 75 crore furlongs away from the sun?

I think that in order to avoid having people yell at each other about systems of measurement, I'm gonna start specifying distances of everything in furlongs.

I feel like both blocks and chains get pretty bad rep lately.