I'm here to do the voodoo that I do and chew bubble gum.
Oh look, I'm all out of bubble gum.
Is it possible to go back and edit text in a Toot? I just deleted and reposted because I noticed a typo and couldn't figure out how to edit.
Ok, I'm just curious. Do you see what I see? Or do I just have a dirty mind?
Sometimes in life, there are questions we just shouldn’t ask, like “What did we use before toilet paper?”
You all seeing this?
Me: Honey, it's really muggy out today
Wife: I swear if you put all the mugs out on the lawn again, I'm leaving you
Me: *sips coffee from bowl*
Well, this just sucks! It's time for me to start running again. Gotta get back in shape. (Again.)😩
I should move back to Wisconsin. At least there I knew to expect the snow this time of year.
Instead I feel like I'm being lied to with this snow here.
My cat Adam and I. (I'm the one with the glasses on.)
Itty bitty? All I'm saying is, there's a payphone in the lobby and you can actually get your dry cleaning done at the hardware store. (And they don't take credit cards.)
One of the worst feelings in the world is walking barefoot in a hotel room and realizing the floor is sticky!
I think I'm gonna pull the plug on my Twitter account.
Pardon me while I move my crap in and make myself at home.
Is Creed just a socially acceptable version of Nickleback?
@Gargron I know this is more about an alternative to Twitter, but any plans to try and take Facebook's lunch as well?
This past month I've buried family and friends, had brakes go out on not one, but two personal vehicles, discovered my office flooded, and have a cellphone that gave up the ghost.
I've decided that all life's problems can be categorized as Hard or easy problems.
Hard problems are ones that can't be fixed no matter how much money you have. Easy ones are those that can be solved if you have enough money.
