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- A murder of democracy is called a "Political Coup"

- An outright thug is called a

- The dilution of every Autonomous Institution is called a

CAUTION: Stroking your master, too often too much, might lead to premature explosions of the unwanted kinds πŸ˜‰

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@DaMoMusings Well the Ravana sena had started showing their true colors. All this years they spent destroying, killing and spreading hate in the name of Ram there by degrading his value and it's time to hail their true deity Ravana.

Having "International Men's Day" on the same day as "World Toilet Day" is a Feminist Conspiracy
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Yogi plans to rename Agra as AgRavan.... Why is Yogi promoting Ravan in Raam Rajya?
Why not AgRaam? 😠😠😠

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@Deepsealioness Not only I'm spending way less than what I did, I'm having fear of losing my job.

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mstdn.social & mastodon.social

I like to explain some differences between mstdn.social (this instance) and mastodon.social.

First off all these two are separate instances(servers) but run on almost the same software. If you signup on on of these for example you can follow and interact with users from another instance(server).

Another difference is that mstdn.social is running on a modified version of the Mastodon source. This means that we have exactly the same features and functions (1/2)

Trump claims, "Garbage from India reaches Los Angeles"...but Modi had gone to Texas right?

Swami Ayappa is legal entity like Raam Lalla & his rights have to be protected. Women can be given 5 acres elsewhere πŸ˜›

When Modi met Bolsanaro:

Bolsanaro: Modi Ji, how is your economy doing?
Modi: Sab Changa Si

Modi: Jair Bhai, and how is your Amazon doing?
Bolsanaro: Tudo estΓ‘ bem

It doesn't matter which language the Politicians speak, they hardly speak the language of truth πŸ˜‰

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Amnesty International: "Tonight's scenes of police targeting CUHK with tear gas and rubber bullets are a disturbing escalation in tensions that increases the risk of further casualties. The HK Police must not resort to excessive force that is liable to cause protesters serious injury, or worse.

[:tw: tweets.newsbots.eu/amnesty/sta β€” #humanrights #news #bot]

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Meanwhile in a lounge bar in South Bombay:

Boy1: Wow we gonna have Presidents rule in Maharashtra

Boy2: Holy crap dude, will SoBo be affected too?

Boy1: I think so, unless....not sure.. But mostly yes.

Boy2: Oh damn man, I don't want Presidents Rule..... I hate Trump, his hair looks silly 😠😠

Disclaimer: South Bombay should now officially be called as South Mumbai and SoBos should be called as SoMus πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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You can claim Hinduism and Hindutva are separate the day Hinduism saves Muslims and Dalits from Hindutva.

Until then STFU!

On the bright side, for atleast sometime, they won't be able to screw up the State anymore than they already have

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We generate content for Twitter. They sell it to advertisers. We are their bread & butter.

RW makes Twitter filthy. Still Twitter favours them. They do nothing abt the threats & abuses by RW. Instead they suspend & throttle our side.

We deserve a better place.

Meanwhile Anna Hazare be like: "Please wake me up when the Maharashtra Govt is formed, I want to protest against their corruption" πŸ™πŸ‘

Meanwhile in Maharashtra:
BJP - Mere pass ED hai, IT hai, CBI hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Sena - Mere pass Pawar hai πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ‘Š

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Its Monday morning and I'm scrolling mastedon. This is level 1 infatuation

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