*Looking at a photo of a malnourished Yemani covered in soot* At least I voted for Hillary

*white guy in middle management whispering to one of his woc coworkers* Dont worry. I'm one of the good ones. I voted for Hillary.

In Feek-a-Leek when Petey Pablo says "Shout out to Seagrams Gin because I'm drinking it and they're paying me for it." I really felt that.

If your name is some shit like....Blythe(?)? WTFuck!!?!?!!??! I don't even know what to tell you man.

Pagliacci: Doc, I'm depressed.

Doctor: There's this clown you should check out. He calls himself Pagliacci. He sucks so bad. You go see him and you will think if this idiot can be a shitass clown I must be incredible! Watching someone suck so earnestly will make you realize you arent THAT bad! Seriously. If you try to enjoy his clown act at face value it sucks, but if you enjoy how bad he sucks you'll have a great time.

Pulling off some stunts and cool moves in business casual attire >>>>>

I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Baby make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Baby I know you want to show
Duh dun duh
That thong thong thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Baby make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Baby I know you want to show
Duh dun duh
That thong thong thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Baby make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Baby I know you want to show
Duh dun duh
That thong thong thong

Waking up and kissing all of your enemies with horrible morning breath and then brushing your teeth and kissing all of your comrades with fresh breath is praxis.

Women love it when you talk dirty to them in your best Hank Hill voice

Hitting* it** raw*** 

* Supporting
** Trans
*** Sex Workers

As my sis you are legally required to spill any and all tea.

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