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Okay, my new Mastodon instance is live! Since @Mus made oulipo.social where you can't post the letter 'e', I am proud to announce:

DOLPHIN TOWN!
dolphin.town

A Mastodon instance where you can only say the letter "e". Follow me there! I'm @e

mastodon.social/media/LJI3bE6p

Urgh, Mastodon, don't assume I want to use your (bad) Dutch translation.

When you are just smol and soft but some bourgeoisie rat misgenders your comrade

Where is the best place to scratch a french dog? Show more

Idea: Comic book reboot of , but every time he goes to see Number Two it's drawn by a different superstar artist.

For #1, work in those unpublished Jack Kirby pages somehow.

its me, an evil they destroying grammar, every day i wake up and burn a pile of dictionaries that was en route to an orphanage

scientists spent 2 years training this bird to play saxophone. and all it does now is play its normal bird song, except on saxophone

Also here's the vaporware remix of my neighbor a cat

quick someone register birdsite.social and make it a Mastodon instance

Y'know, you'd think you'd hear more spoilers for Infinite Jest.

:ballot_box_with_check: likes are now florps
:ballot_box_with_check: timeline goes sideways
cybre.space/media/s8KxhXtJBs27

reposting here b/c people were wondering: the COMPLETE list of paths to get something into the federated timeline Show more

mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so

For those who dont know, the federated timeline displays all the activity from all the people on other instances who are followed by people on your instance.

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It is therefore very good practice to follow as many interesting people from other instances as possible. We are the ropes binding this distributed system together.

#faq
#metadon
#documentation

Ok, Mastodon, this is your first test. I'm having an emotionally awful week. Can you do the bird site thing and supply cute pics of dogs and cats and bats?

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