RT @JimMFelton@twitter.com

As bad as the UK can constantly be, I have to occasionally remind myself it’s my home and I do, in a way, love it. Anyway, I’m off to check the “is my beach a poo beach” website to see how much hot human shit they’re piping into the beach I’m visiting next week.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/

RT @Treason_Show@twitter.com

Hi folks, there's good news & bad news! Please have a watch to find out what's happening with the Treason Show. If you know anyone able to support & in pls share, link is gofundme.com/f/the-treason-sho Thanks for all your ongoing support youtu.be/us-X87l5yp8

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Treason_Show/statu

The UK has reached the point where Bob Geldof is about to throw us a concert

RT @SkyNewsBreak@twitter.com

A drought has been officially declared in south-west Wales after an extended period of dry weather and low rainfall caused water levels to plummet

For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/statu

This meme, but it's @jimmyfallon@twitter.com every single night until the day he dies

RT @DJ_Barc@twitter.com

Image Problem: Racism, corruption, misogyny, unnecessary brutality, sexual assault & the odd bit of murder

Image Solution: New clothes

standard.co.uk/news/crime/metr

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DJ_Barc/status/155

Results: CUNT

RT @sajidjavid@twitter.com

I’ve been getting a lot of reaction to , after it’s debut on @SkyNews@twitter.com this a.m. There’s only one way to settle this.

Twitter poll below!👇🏽

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/

twitter.com/GMB/status/1560133

RT @GMB@twitter.com

Holidaymakers are being warned to avoid dozens of beaches around Britain after water companies pumped sewage into the sea at multiple locations along the coaat. twitter.com/GMB/status/1560133

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GMB/status/1560133

RT @DJ_Barc@twitter.com

GCs: Stop changing language to erase groups of people. We're not a sub-species!!!

Also GCs: Undeclared trans-identified offspring

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DJ_Barc/status/155

RT @DJ_Barc@twitter.com

Image Problem: Racism, corruption, misogyny, unnecessary brutality, sexual assault & the odd bit of murder

Image Solution: New clothes

standard.co.uk/news/crime/metr

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DJ_Barc/status/155

Image Problem: Racism, corruption, misogyny, unnecessary brutality, sexual assault & the odd bit of murder

Image Solution: New clothes

standard.co.uk/news/crime/metr

"She lacks the maturity to terminate...... but we'll sure as fuck force that maturity on to her by ensuring she carries to term and delivers a baby she'll have to give up or struggle to care for"

Horrible bastards. Anyone supporting this should burn in hell.

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RT @MiamiHerald@twitter.com

Less than two months after the U.S. Supreme Court reversed the landmark Roe vs. Wade decision, an Escambia County judge ruled that Jane Doe 22-B, a 16-year-old in the care of Florida child welfare authorities, lacks the maturity to be allowed to terminate her 10-week-pregnancy.🧵

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MiamiHerald/status

GCs: Stop changing language to erase groups of people. We're not a sub-species!!!

Also GCs: Undeclared trans-identified offspring

RT @IncorrectEn@twitter.com

At 6 years old, with nobody like me around (and I wouldn't meet anyone like me until my 30s), I knew I was trans.

I also made a decision at 6 years to take it to the grave, as it didn't feel safe to tell anyone, exactly because there was nobody like me around.

Spare me the bull

🐦🔗: twitter.com/IncorrectEn/status

Taking a joke isn't the same as taking a dick in the face, Jon, and being asked to put said dick away in public isn't censorship.

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RT @KiddieJon@twitter.com

@mikedailly@twitter.com @RealJSadowitz@twitter.com @GerryKeogh2002@twitter.com @rickygervais@twitter.com In the days of Lenny Bruce it was the cops who censored him. Nowadays, it's the cops who protect comics from abuse. We live in sad times when we can't take a joke. The late great Bill Hicks would put this much more poignantly than I, if even he were tolerated nowadays 😦

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KiddieJon/status/1

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