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Someone at work said "60 seconds per hour" and now I can't stop thinking about how to make that into a time travel game.
@Dauntless Is that how much time you are meant to spend working in a given hour? If so, you've got it made.
@soaklord Maaaan, I wish. They cut our lunch breaks in half a month ago...
@soaklord Neither. I eat the same amount and stay late the difference, mostly out of pure, unadulterated spite.
The rest of the motherfuckers here don't seem to give a shit, though.
@Dauntless So do you eat twice as fast or half as much when that happens? My most profound lesson in leadership has been that there is no greater motivator than the gift of time. Money never motivated even my most avid sales teams as well as time off with pay did.