no idea how long it's been there but I just noticed...

this lil guff mf cresting the sort of throne my mother has made of the toilet in her guest bathroom has *text*!

a whole 8 words! (if we allow the ampersand as substitute)

and honestly, I've spent no small portion of the past few hours trying to think of *any* eight more alarming/terrifying/hilarious words that could possibly take their place and ... well, drawn a complete blank.