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update: we will begin sending ONE INVITE CODE PER EARTH YEAR to a random email address beginning at the PRECISE MOMENT OF MY DEATH.

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sorry! unless you have an invite code, you’ll have to wait your turn on the waitlist, but new codes are coming real soon!

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unbelievably stoked to announce our new social app is available to download on the App Store as of RIGHT NOW!

update: we will begin sending ONE INVITE CODE PER EARTH YEAR to a random email address beginning at THE EXACT MOMENT OF MY DEATH. (3/3)

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sorry! unless you have an invite code, you'll have to wait your turn on the waitlist, but new codes are coming real soon! (2/3)

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unbelievably stoked to announce our new social app is available to download on the App Store as of RIGHT NOW! (1/3)

hot toke: laptops don’t exist. netbooks made more sense than tablets.

I can’t believe I ever existed as 1) the person who said shit like “I really don’t Twitter that much” and 2) a little PWA-precursor-evangelizing shit!!! what the fuck!

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well shucks! I’d say it’d be pretty hard to manage *not* being quite charmed with that! in this case, I think I get it.

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which is a shame, because I feel like this is how I imagined Keanu Reeves’ actual internal dialogue sounding.

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so I gave in and watched it, refraining from mentioning how it’s just a compilation of ideas stolen from actually good movies, and was basically just waiting for her to leave…

when she put the Excellent Adventure film on.

I don’t think I looked up from my phone once lol.

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