Jerry: not now George, we gotta get to the bottom of this "bofa" mystery!
George: Deez Nuts Jerry! Bofa Deez Nuts!
Jerry: yes I know George, but what is bofa?
George: it's a joke jerry! A joke!
Jerry: hmmm... bofa... prehaps the word is Sugandese?
George: I've never heard of the Sugandese!
Jerry: SUGANDESE NUTZ GEORGE, OHHHHHHHHH *dabs* GOTTEM
the worst human being I've ever spoken to was an oil executive who called himself a "liberal". he kept self-deprecating about how he's alienated so much of his peers with his "bleeding heart". i asked him if he'd heard of the degrowth movement and he said oh the environment is of the utmost importance to us.
he'll be first.
Once again, this account is dead, I don't use it anymore, my account is @dayglochainsaw now
@garfiald corn snakes are super low maintenance and totally Kick Ass if you can handle feeding it a mouse every month or so. they stay pretty small and have tons of morphs (color/pattern variation) and every few months they'll gift you with their old skin b/c they love you
10/10 passive pet
Alright nice knzk is back up so I'm back over at @dayglochainsaw
@DayGloChainsaw i haven't tried that before but uh yeah i just did
Went to get groceries with my sister today and while we were in the car and she went AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for no reason and I was like hey uhhh what the fuck and she was like "MY UTERUS HURRRTS" and I was like "You Know What, Valid" and just let her continue to scream at random intervals for the rest of the way home
This dumpster inferno take just manifested fully-formed within my brain and now I must release it into the world. I am so sorry Show more
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NEVER LOG OFF / Ace of Swords / shitpost King / piss bastard of hell earth / i do not give a Frick Bomb Every Jungle /
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