Pinned toot

Jerry: not now George, we gotta get to the bottom of this "bofa" mystery!
George: Deez Nuts Jerry! Bofa Deez Nuts!
Jerry: yes I know George, but what is bofa?
George: it's a joke jerry! A joke!
Jerry: hmmm... bofa... prehaps the word is Sugandese?
George: I've never heard of the Sugandese!
Jerry: SUGANDESE NUTZ GEORGE, OHHHHHHHHH *dabs* GOTTEM

im gonna finish setting up my efdn profile tomorrow because im tired

anybody else on here a friggin commulist?

All I wanna do is

*can opener noise*
*can opener noise*
*can opener noise*

*SLORP*

And eat some beans

yet another reminder that jorts dot horse is open with massively overkill server resources -- seriously, we're using like 30% of our CPU power right now.

if you're thinkin' about moving off of dot social for whatever reasons, feel free to join the jorts rodeo!

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okay serious toot time. i like the ppl i've met on dot social i think they're cool but like the shitposting but i have to say i think there's a little too much of it. like the coziness that made .social resemble earlier internet communities is being wiped out i feel like

Honestly I think I've got it all figured out. Everyone should just do what I've been doing and flip-flop between two instances depending on who's down/problematic

instead of making weird popularity lists why not make an introduction to masto so it's less overwhelming and let people naturally find their own niches and shit

Eugen in a room somewhere yelling "SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW!"

:emergency:​ Big Ol' PSA :emergency:

Hey! You should leave mastodon.social!

Here's some better places for you go instead!

-EFDN.club
-witches.live
-jorts.horse
-cybre.space
-lgbtq.cool
-radical.town

feel free to share any more instances you'd recommend!

@chaostheory @norikawa 1.) The whole point of mastodon is the fact that it's spread over the whole fediverse. Having a ton of people on 1 instance runs counter to the point of the network itself

2.) There has been some discourse over how .social is moderated. I'm not super knowledgeable on this one but it has been said that the moderation basically falls on one unpaid woman while garg makes tons from patreon

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