ActivityPub in common lisp: for when you want a *really* big shitty beard

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Okay the skeleton of this exists. As soon as it's in enough of a functional state I can use it to send and receive statuses I'll throw it up on a public git repo

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Problem: I fucking hate masto's ui and like all the other implementations like Pleroma also have followed Twitter's awful lead. Maybe I'll write my own minimal implementation

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Well, now that I am Incredibly Banned from the hellbird I guess this would be a good time to start thinking about spinning up my own masto instance...

Do not preach the straight and narrow way while going joyously upon the wide one. Preach the wide one, or do not preach at all; but do not fool yourself by saying you would like to help usher in a free society, but you cannot sacrifice an armchair for it.
-- Voltairine de Cleyre

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Rust doesn't have a specification
Therefore all Rust code is undefined behavior
Therefore Rust has more undefined behavior than C
Therefore Rust < C
Checkmate athiests

You're throwing a lot at me in the first thirty seconds or so here, Bloodstained

ME: I SUMMON THE CELTIC GUARDIAN IN ATTACK MODE!
COP: Look, we know these are your prints.

guys, guess what, i just got off the phone with the ceo of capitalism and its over guys we did it capitalism is cancelled guys

Northstar is a gay revolutionary socialist which is why Alpha Flight will never be part of the MCU ever

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can't wait for the mcu alpha flight movie that surely is coming any day now

my captors are currently workshopping a feral hogs/cheeky nandos toot and then they're going to kill me please hurry

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ME (being forced to read a statement at gunpoint): so if 30-50 feral hogs wore pants, how would they wear thePLEASE SEND HELP

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uhhhhh they did surgery on 30-50 feral hogs oh god i can't

The more I watch of Chip's LP the more I realize that the one element of genius in Phantom Pain is that while everyone else is more edgelord, Ocelot is just a relaxed uncle, proving that he is in fact the MGS world's sin-eater

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