You're throwing a lot at me in the first thirty seconds or so here, Bloodstained

ME: I SUMMON THE CELTIC GUARDIAN IN ATTACK MODE!
COP: Look, we know these are your prints.

guys, guess what, i just got off the phone with the ceo of capitalism and its over guys we did it capitalism is cancelled guys

Northstar is a gay revolutionary socialist which is why Alpha Flight will never be part of the MCU ever

can't wait for the mcu alpha flight movie that surely is coming any day now

my captors are currently workshopping a feral hogs/cheeky nandos toot and then they're going to kill me please hurry

ME (being forced to read a statement at gunpoint): so if 30-50 feral hogs wore pants, how would they wear thePLEASE SEND HELP

uhhhhh they did surgery on 30-50 feral hogs oh god i can't

The more I watch of Chip's LP the more I realize that the one element of genius in Phantom Pain is that while everyone else is more edgelord, Ocelot is just a relaxed uncle, proving that he is in fact the MGS world's sin-eater

MILLER: Boss, we don't have time to stop at McDonald's... We have food at home!
OCELOT: Well now, hold on a second. We're all hungry and tired, and I could use a Big Mac.

white supremacy / terrorism / lone wolves 

*extremely steven aerosmith voice* kirby's got a gun
who gave this child a gun

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