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People seem to misunderstand the meaning behind like “<false construct> is fake” so I’m wondering if instead it’d be better to say like “<false construct> is kayfabe”.

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So it turns out LGBT tartans are a thing and most of the ones I've found look kinda boring but I do like the look of this married couple's personal tartan:

tartanregister.gov.uk/tartanDe

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the tragedy of identity, cute queer shitpost 

*considers how identity is doomed to eternally fracture itself as worldviews conductive to partial/mixed identity are not politically expedient, and those with complex identity will inevitably be attacked by fallacious No True Scotsman and Yes True Scotsman arguments alike before being splintered off into a new label, dooming themselves to repeat this at a smaller scale*

*reaches an exciting epiphany!*

"Oh dang I hope pride flag tartans are a thing!"

Huh, I guess they're selling tf potions at Target now

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• birds are not susceptible to capsaicin
• birds are basically dinosaurs
• so dinosaurs were not susceptible to capsaicin
• so dinosaurs could not use hot peppers in their cuisine for their "heat"
• so dinosaur cuisine probably relied more on black pepper and sharp acidic flavors for heat

@heyheather Zoey I demand that Acorn City gets popular enough that you start selling merch of it and I buy an enamel pin of the character your heart and the universe told you to name after me and I decided to retroactively name myself after

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if you think my website's cool now, wait till you check out the "multi media" section

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"don't you love this experience? sign up now!"

well so far the only experience has been you intentionally making things frustrating, so yes i would love to give you my information

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download our app to experience this website better. the improvement is that we didn't fuck it up to hassle you about the app, like we did the website. so you know, you can trust we did our best on the app

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I believe that the entire political landscape is as it is now due to the fact that customer service workers are not allowed to be mean to customers.

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nintendo trashpost 

Marketing director of nintendo: Look, we love if there's an obvious joke to be made about the title of something. It gets people talking - look at how many folks made Wii jokes.

Marketing assistant: further, the last New Super Mario Brothers game taught us the marketability of a horny powerup.

Marketing director: Yes. However, we want the audience to be the ones making the jokes and discussing it.

Bowser's Furry DLC Dev: What's your point

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if you think croc is a crocodile just because of his name, you should check into a hospital for worthless people

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Uh ya'honor, may ah address the court? Thank ya kindly.

Now, people of this fine court, y'all know that ah'm just a simple, country monstuhfuckuh. And sure, ah may not have a-one a them fancy, schmancy fuhsonahs, like that pretty city lawyah representin' the plaintiff. Howevah!

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i think an ideal society lets people establish their preferred amount of distance to it, ie some people are just going to prefer the mental and emotional environments of solitude or living in small groups. that's fine and good. what that *doesn't* mean though is acting as if what you do, off on your own, has no effect on those around you and elsewhere, and that you need not concern yourselves with anything outside your bubble. "no one is free alone."

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All the generic Dr. Pepper being "Dr. Something or other" is funny but also the defining trait of Dr. Pepper is it being kind of peppery, not having been made by a doctor.

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