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lost power in half my apartment. apparently i can't plug a tv, xbox, receiver, record player, pressure cooker, fridge, minifridge, microfridge, treadmill, cryptominer, auto turret, foreman grill, tesla coil, submarine, xmas lights, vape, & liberty prime into the same outlet

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legit question for the white people:

ever been somewhere so predominantly white that it made you feel uncomfortable?

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Someone asked me if there were an alternative to "Succubus" and "Incubus" since those have been used as gendered terms a lot

I propose the use of Lilim (singular) / Lilin (plural), which in Hebrew legends was used both for children of Lilith and for Succubi and Incubi in other legends interchangeably.

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I just realized that i'm probably gonna live to see 2050
wow

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*cool youth pastor voice* i know you kids like to say “im gay” but let me tell you about the original gay: Jesus

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*immediately after making a post*
I wonder if anyone liked my post yet?

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So noone told you I was gonna be this gay? *Clap clap clap clap*

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Mastodon seems so slow right now, are you all asleep or something? Do you need a blanket, I can make hot chocolate if you want?

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everybody on this site is either
a) gay
b) has a website

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more good video games with trans people please

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Things that need to be normalised in 2019:

• people using they/them pronouns
• people using neopronouns
• people using multiple sets of pronouns
• people using plural pronouns
• people using their name instead of pronouns
• asking people what pronouns they use

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hey, as a heads up, if you like steven universe and you’re not caught up on the current episodes, do yourself a favor and mute a lot of keywords bc what just aired is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND INTEGRAL TO THE SERIES IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED

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Timeline: doesn't update
Thanks I just accidentally liked 12 hr old posts brb dying

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i dont think ive ever seen a prison irl. ive seen schools and those are 8uilt similarly enough 8ut

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Nuclear families are a scam. Destroy traditional roles. Be chaotic. Live life how you want.

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me: haha this post from my old tumblr will make my friends laugh
my friends: *SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...*
me: *Fear

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