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remember kids: throw capitalists into the void challenge

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shout out to discord updates for crashing my computer while I was playing minecraft die bitch

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concept: edgy satanist!Chara seeing Asriel clearly for the first time in the castle after being rescued and just shouting "SATAN???" super happily and Asriel is too young to have heard of satan because he was born underground, but Toriel and Asgore know what satan is and they're just like "0_0 humans changed since we were on the surface"

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me: *insert character here* is trans
a random cishet, phasing into my room about to say a slur: actually

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*joins a fandom* all the characters are dating/in qprs/found family of each other to such an extent that the whole damn cast is just one big messy weird family

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lost power in half my apartment. apparently i can't plug a tv, xbox, receiver, record player, pressure cooker, fridge, minifridge, microfridge, treadmill, cryptominer, auto turret, foreman grill, tesla coil, submarine, xmas lights, vape, & liberty prime into the same outlet

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legit question for the white people:

ever been somewhere so predominantly white that it made you feel uncomfortable?

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Someone asked me if there were an alternative to "Succubus" and "Incubus" since those have been used as gendered terms a lot

I propose the use of Lilim (singular) / Lilin (plural), which in Hebrew legends was used both for children of Lilith and for Succubi and Incubi in other legends interchangeably.

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I just realized that i'm probably gonna live to see 2050
wow

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*cool youth pastor voice* i know you kids like to say “im gay” but let me tell you about the original gay: Jesus

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*immediately after making a post*
I wonder if anyone liked my post yet?

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So noone told you I was gonna be this gay? *Clap clap clap clap*

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Mastodon seems so slow right now, are you all asleep or something? Do you need a blanket, I can make hot chocolate if you want?

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everybody on this site is either
a) gay
b) has a website

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more good video games with trans people please

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Things that need to be normalised in 2019:

• people using they/them pronouns
• people using neopronouns
• people using multiple sets of pronouns
• people using plural pronouns
• people using their name instead of pronouns
• asking people what pronouns they use

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hey, as a heads up, if you like steven universe and you’re not caught up on the current episodes, do yourself a favor and mute a lot of keywords bc what just aired is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND INTEGRAL TO THE SERIES IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED

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