DimitriDeluxe @DimitriDeluxe@mastodon.social

So which Premiership team will say hey to Bale... #Tootsdefinitelygettingworse

Everyone knew it was going to be a close run thing when the finalists lined up for the 'Greatest bullshit churner-outer of the year' competition. #brexit #borisjohnson

Wolves! 👏 👏 👏 #EuropaLeague

Matrix 4. There is no Morpheus.

I like how you can bookmark tweets in Twitter. Would be cool if #mastodon could bookmark toots!

I suspect how likely he'd been keen to do that, is how likely it would be to land him also in jail... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/19/prince-andrew-urged-to-tell-all-he-knows-about-jeffrey-epstein

Wolves! 👏 👏 👏 #Pogbadpenalty #EPL

1-1. That'a a bit more like it, Wolves. #EPL

Tooting for Wolves, right? #EPL

Unlucky, Leicester. Chelsea really ran out of steam in 2nd half. #EPL

Can I see your dancing legs?
No.
Please can I see your dancing legs!
NO!!!!!
PLEEEEEEEASE!
Oh, FFS!...Go on then. #Owls

Just trying this out. Toot me hard. #mastodon

Toot!