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I've got that new videogame problem where every time I shut my eyes I can still see it. all I see is rolly coasters now

refresh your vim and vigors! Put some pep in your step! Fret not, relief from nervous constitutions is on the way!

We've put a saddle on a spring!

this is now my favorite old ad I've ever found and the correct way to read it is to picture the little man there bouncing around and going "heh heh whee!" like a child.

I should keep an emergency powdered creamer jug in the pantry or something. powdered isn't very good but I can't drink coffee black anymore like I could in my youth, I just can't do it

dang it we ran out of creamer and all I want in life right now is a cup of coffee

youtube.com/watch?v=g-pqmuYPHP people who make their own live streaming radio stations on youtube are saints

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holy crap all the old episodes of the carmen sandiago gameshow are up on youtube and I'm watching one and jesus the questions on jeopardy are way easier

jeopardy makes me feel like a genius this show makes me feel like putting on a dunce cap

holy crap all the old episodes of the carmen sandiago gameshow are up on youtube and I'm watching one and jesus the questions on jeopardy are way easier

I'd pay money to watch a crossover of carmen sandiago and lupin the third, and I can't really decide who'd win the thief off. I think they'd have to tie.

I'm just feeling very overwhelmed by everything today. it's making me real snappy.

if you're ever worried about your fictional characters names being too stupid or on the nose please know that I had a dentist a couple years ago named Chip Silvertooth.

man remember that time I saw castle of cagliostro in the theatres and I had to sit through like 40 minutes of john lassiter talking because that dude's a Grade A Narcissist.

And he didn't even fucking mention that the end of Great Mouse Detective was an homage to Cagliostro.

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