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Kim Possible empowered a generation of girls to become confident leaders, but it also finally taught men like me that it’s ok to be a bumbling goofy idiot and i think that’s beautiful

well folks, it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again

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sapiosexuals think esperanto is a romance language

how much is it for a house in the desert where no one talks to me

seems healthy for banks to be able to choose how news outlets cover them

the Utah Jazz really went downhill post-Malone send toot

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@DoghouseDan we get it, the most amazing thing possible once happened to you. stop bragging

‪i’m at a point in my life where i’m jealous of people who have been abducted by aliens ‬

just had my first “progressive” family member flip out and scream at me over being “too critical” of centrism and specifically john mccain, so that’s cool

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