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Today was the second day of school & I talked to students about my trans sister during our conversation about respect.

[looking over the most recent climate report] so what this is saying, in essence, is that if we kill a couple dozen CEOs, we can have all the beef we want

I haven't tooted in like a week. It's been a very painful time.

boost if i should buy a nintendo switch so i can play breath of the wild. your boosts give me permission

tired of being "canceled" by everyone simply for being an inhuman monster with a heart full of acid hate

Going to report every single one of you fuckers for not boosting my post about calling jerking off 'spilling the beans'

@Dork_Knight I'm in Vegas for a bachelor party & the highlight of the weekend is when I accidentally took my Republican cousin to a gay bar

Vegas is a town built entirely out of sadness, desperation, & exploitation. It's fucking amazing walking around in a place that embodies everything wrong with capitalism.

Every time someone talks about looking for work I feel a pit in my stomach, all of the stress & frustration comes flooding back. It's been 5 years since I last had to look for a job & I still feel it every time.

This happened yesterday. Close your eyes & imagine what the dude looked like.

Yep, that's him.

@codewytch
So much more to see and do here than Discourse Catchup. :)

There's mathstodon.xyz full of math peeps (very quiet small instance, needs spicing up!), scholar.social is a general academics instance with a roaring good timeline, anticapitalist.party and sunbeam.city for left-politic and solarpunk...

Dork Knight facts:

1. He will destroy you at Mario Kart every time.

2. It doesn't matter which version of the game it is, you will be destroyed.

3. Seriously, he will drive you to the vet & they will put you down. That is how destroyed you will be.

4. I just got Mario Kart 8 & I love it.

Dork Knight facts:

1. He will destroy you at Mario Kart every time.

2. It doesn't matter which version of the game it is, you will be destroyed.

3. Seriously, he will drive you to the vet & they will put you down. That is how destroyed you will be.

4. I just got Mario Kart 8 & I love it.

Tooting out my musings in old school analog cloud format. They're much more thoughtful but better at clearing a room

Tankie: Stalin was good
Me: What? He murdered millions...
Tankie: Nazis murdered way more
Me: Capitalism has really fucked up your brain

Y'all know who is braver than the troops? 

Was there ever a little titty alf? 

This is wild. I am needing to tell some of my engineering students to stop doing homework before I officially assign it. They keep going to my class page & doing it early.

I've never had this happen before, these kids are stoked to be in this class.

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