Bird site 

Leaving BirdSite for here is like colonising Mars. We have the opportunity to leave all that shit behind and try not to repeat the mistakes of Earth, but in like three weeks we'll have Mars Wars over Screenshot Toots.

People srsly over on Bird Site being like "Lol the losers going to Mastadon as if that'll change anything." while they sit there complaining about not eating brunch, or that America isn't progressing while they vote for the same mayo candidates every election.

Petty thought 

I ate a small piece of fried chicken for the first time in years and now I have the grumblies. ):

Home timelines should be all caught up now. Our traffic is averaging 400 req/s with occasional spikes to 1,200 req/s.

There are 23k active users on mastodon.social right now (8.7k arrived this week). Registrations are closed but invite links work. You can create an invite link from "Invite people" link or preferences page.

I have added 2 mods to the team (awaiting response from 3rd candidate), reports are being processed. Nazis can get fucked.

This feels like a much more appropriate social media app to use from the toilet, tbh.

My First Toot.

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