white fang @Dracula2000@mastodon.social
a centuries old fern with restorative properties when consumed under a full moon
YEA its 230 i woke up an hour ago dont judge me
convince me not to have browned butter rice crispy treats for breakfast
hey look you sona-less sad boys, i can design you a sona like this snake with a knife, i can even design you a sona like this snake without a knife, the possibilities are literally endless
dont fav this its from tumblr.....and my unshakable intrusive thought
anybody here listen to dennedy kennedys? circle jircles? the sistol pistols? social docial? minor thrinor? mismits? ranrid? bain brains? blag flag? anyone?
imagine an old lady who thinks computers are magic. give me the incantations.
can anyone link to a new-user-guide for: idiots (aka me) 
cw: anime
doki doki literature club Monika~ https://mastodon.social/media/cbUH1skmmX13MywBJ1A
AAH AAH AAH I JUST SAW AN INFORMATIONAL POST ABOUT INSTANCES BUT IT ZOOMED AWAY HELP ME
fuckin WILD how fast the public timeline is zooming now.........
ppl talking shit this morning abt masto so im back to add that precious content
Increased character limit is Mastodon's least important feature, albeit a nice perk
Mastodon's primary strength are the decentralization (resilience to failures, government censorship, distributed nature of the moderation and ability to own your own megaphone) and the power dynamic between the product and the users. It is free and open source, and does not seek to exploit the user through ads or surveillance; it is, rather, made by the users for the users.
hey twitter just got 280 characters so im guessing there is gonna be a huge influx of users here................................................................................what's up everyone
Mods??
my wife just said "one of the GOOD linkin park songs that no one knows about"
all right im not havin this BNL, goodbye mastodon
this is the thing im MOST excited about :poodle: :poodle: :poodle: :poodle: :poodle: :poodle: :poodle: :poodle:
yo wow i havent used masto for a month and its poppin off right now
