If mastodon suffers a terrible fate we can move to the ice chewing forum.

I cock my asshole and fire shiiiiiiet pellets like an E Coli shotgun

So yesterday the CIA put a microphone in my dogs asshole it's been acting strange ever since so I tried to get rid of the microphone and ended up killing the dog but then the CIA came to my door and said it was a social experiment and that my dog is still alive and it wasn't a microphone they put in there. It was just nitro glycerin.

@rabidloving What is your opinion on farts since I sniff farts as a hobby this means a lot to me.

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