moved to cryptids.online @EdgarAllanFoe@mastodon.social

hey thanks for letting me waste your time, here's a working link to the new one:

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

bee is stored in the walls

the father: Godzilla
the son: Jet Jaguar
the holy ghost: Mothra

la croix tastes like civil war medicine

like a soda's ghost

like hearing the name of a fruit while you're falling asleep

like the only legal flavor in a dystopian novel

love too send an absurd number of DMs with the wrong address for my new profile

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

forgive me I am dumb

hey thanks for letting me waste your time, here's a working link to the new one:

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

the people in my feed have had a new ferocious drama every day for the past three days, at least, all of which I find in media res

it's exhausting

everybody's got brain problems

@mcmansionhell there was a sale on dormers

thinking of stretching myself artistically for once

I have actual good-faith questions about racial discourse but I don't know how to ask them in any public online space without being mocked or shamed for asking

I'm preparing a switch to @EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online if you'd like to toss a follow over

#ff @ComicSads

best spider? Spider-Man

best man? also Spider-Man

if you'd like to also follow my non-social I'd surely appreciate it

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

just applied for a job in the city I'm trying to move to, at a position I think I'm pretty qualified for

lend me your energy, I beseech you

I gotta get out of this place

Marmaduke is Scooby Doo's dad

my dog is a perfect gentle soul