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hey thanks for letting me waste your time, here's a working link to the new one:

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

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the father: Godzilla
the son: Jet Jaguar
the holy ghost: Mothra

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la croix tastes like civil war medicine

like a soda's ghost

like hearing the name of a fruit while you're falling asleep

like the only legal flavor in a dystopian novel

hey thanks for letting me waste your time, here's a working link to the new one:

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

love too send an absurd number of DMs with the wrong address for my new profile

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

forgive me I am dumb

hey thanks for letting me waste your time, here's a working link to the new one:

@EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

the people in my feed have had a new ferocious drama every day for the past three days, at least, all of which I find in media res

it's exhausting

Come on down to Crazy William's Character Warehouse! We've got princes, we've got faeries, we've got witches, we've got star-cross'd lovers, we've got more kinds of unstable monarchs than you can handle! 

But wait, there's Moors!

I have actual good-faith questions about racial discourse but I don't know how to ask them in any public online space without being mocked or shamed for asking

I was thinking this all yesterday but couldn’t post it:

Willy Dee Billiams

just applied for a job in the city I'm trying to move to, at a position I think I'm pretty qualified for

lend me your energy, I beseech you

I gotta get out of this place

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