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๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ค @Efi

knowledge about computers:
zero knowledge: computers are the devil!!
some knowledge: computers are awesome!!
average knoledge: computers are shit
above average knowledge: computers are pretty cool
post-doctorate knowledge: how is this shit even managing to function

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@Efi I want everyone to know that this is exactly true.

@Efi several years of tech work experience: COMPUTERS ARE THE DEVIL

@Efi i have above average knowledge but i feel like zero knowledge a lot

@Efi I don't think you need a doctorate to get to that last stage going by ppl I know

@soft_chomps yeah, but I had no idea how to say "the max level of knowledge about this"

@Efi somewhere in there: "I'm fuckin using GOLD AND CRYSTALS to summon images and perform divination I'm a goddamn witch"

@vahnj gold??? crystals??? dude, my computer is all mundane sands like copper and glass and some tin, maybe a tiny bit of quartz crystal? but most of it is just coper and iron and coal and some old forest remains

@vahnj I mean... copper is pretty magical, but it's no gold or crystal

@Efi no I mean you gotta be a super powerful witch to use those kinds of materials

@vahnj nyah, it's the standard deal, y'know? we're distributing magic firepower through wires nowadays

@Efi what branch am i on? it wrapped around to "computers are the devil" a while ago.

@Efi @vahnj advanced software engineer experience: Computers are the devil!!!

@Efi security researcher: no, I mean computers are *literally* the Devil and this is Hell