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Just clicked on the 'inbox' on my bank account for the first time ever probably, and saw all the dozens of messages I haven't read over the years. Every single one of them can be paraphrased as "This particular aspect of your account/experience is getting slightly worse". Every single one is a point on a downward curve representing the benefit of holding this account. Why is it never "Yo, we're turning on the money hose and aiming it at your FACE!!!", and always "2.9% less this period"? Weak.

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