@ajroach42 Some o the logic you're using here is identical to my less-retro-but-still-oddball smartbag project.
I'm moving to a chromebook as my primary computer. It has a great ssh/terminal client, so I'm embedding a full headless computer and network into a work bag along with battery backup and cable spools.
Basically, my work machine never even runs a web browser. This keeps untrusted code off of it.