this is half of chapo jokes now that the bernie campaign is over. hate to see it

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to me the funniest joke is to overdescribe a very specific kind of person. it is such a funny joke every single time

getting horny for Ragnarok. Thinking about the great tree Yggdrasil being toppled by the Nidhogg and shooting loads

charlotte the spider has learned racial epithets. she won't stop putting them in her webs

what they don't tell you, is that bras, are just boob pockets

my favorite shirt i own is one i got in Nepal that says "Everest No Problem, Mr. Nepal" and it has Bart Simpson in hiking gear

the only song I want played at my funeral is the Humpty Dance

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