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nothing is more valuable to me than my jo crystals. i would rather die than give them up

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@EstradiolWarrior legend has it if you gather seven fully charged jo crystals from seven different people & bring them together during a conjunction of the planets, a divine dragon will appear and jack you off

@esvrld finally, a legend for the common man who just wants Porunga to give him head

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