there are some really FRAGILE SNOWFLAKES on this fediverse

[carefully scoops up the snowflakes and puts them in the freezer so they stay comfortable]

@Excuse_haver this one sentence, with an iceberg of psychic damage lurking underneath

Mario and Luigi are step brothers so it’s actually not that gross.

oh yeah and i figured out im nonbinary and chopped off all my hair ✌️

i believe in a flat earth that revolves around the sun cuz its as close as ill ever be to being the silver surfer

@Excuse_haver if I ever stop posting assume I left because of this poll.

With the return of Steve Trevor where does this put Chris Pine in the Chris Rankings?

pumpkin spice lattes smell like piss but ill never stop drinking them, just like piss

Mario and Luigi are step brothers so it’s actually not that gross.

on top of being an unrepentant war criminal gal gadot is also much too thin to play wonder woman and that's that on that

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