Swing low (swing low) sweet chat roulette,
cumming travelocity gnome.

the first ever warrior cat was garfield, who was drafted into the vietnam war in 1966

Hey, how's it going? Good good, STOP PRE ORDERING GAMES

*Robert Palmer talking to a cow*
you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to cud

I literally thought switter was star wars twitter this whole time

Homer the hedgehog is fucken me up. (Not Sonic Simpson, bottom row, Sonic Simpson is whatevs.)

Yes hi, we’d like to commission some art for our lobby, we’re thinking Christmas Phallus?

the szechuan sauce thing was incels’ Fyre Festival

@Gargron how into Basketball are you? Asking for a friend.

CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN

My new invention is AirPods for bears but I can’t think of a name.

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