A cargo ship unloads a container of mid grade THC vape oil. The container drops and spills the oil all over the dock. It’s so toxic that it’s cordoned off and then the port goes bankrupt and no one cleans it up. It eventually turns into a local youth haunt, kids go there to get high. It becomes holy ground for stoners. The ancient pier of mids.

POSTING is my drug of choice

I dont party every night, I dont get wasted, and I dont pop bottle.

I GO POSTING

I post as many times as possible, and then i post once more.
I read posts about posts, look at posts, and organize my posts.
Late nights will never compare to hitting the timeline first thing in the morning.

You can have the nightlife.

I'll take the fresh takes, the beauty of the selfies, and the thrill of a screamin' notifs tab.

@Excuse_haver okay LOOK just because i dont want ANTS doesn't mean im a COP

If you take out the trash before it’s at least 117% full you are a cop.

Who was yelling at the moon the other day. I was gonna post a flat earth moon meme but got distracted.

Sometimes if there’s a nice tidy quick thread I’ll read it out loud to myself and do different voices for people like I’m an audiobook narrator and it makes it 100% funnier

Throwing caution to the wind and it comes right back and smacks me in the face, knocking me over and killing me instantly.

A cargo ship unloads a container of mid grade THC vape oil. The container drops and spills the oil all over the dock. It’s so toxic that it’s cordoned off and then the port goes bankrupt and no one cleans it up. It eventually turns into a local youth haunt, kids go there to get high. It becomes holy ground for stoners. The ancient pier of mids.

hi this is gonna be creepy but I put healyn in the ball pit because I'm not doing any work today 

@Pixley @alex @mcknze @pbandkate

"'I've never been too hard on anyone who didn't deserve it' well, you've been too hard on yourself and you never deserve that." -s. McNutt

@Excuse_haver

Every five-seven minutes a new person arrives via ceiling-chute and says, "Anyone smoke weed in here," and everyone groans.

Mastocon has a karaoke stage but every song has been remixed my Matt.

MastoCon will feature a healyn VR simulator where you can be healyn. It's just his face in 3D and nothing else.

There’s a special hellthread ride at mastocon where it’s just an escape room with no solution.

protip: don't buy tickets to MastoCon. just show up.

nobody will be checking at the door on account of a strict and literal "no gatekeeping" policy.

Infinity War actually, canonically, takes place at MastoCon

mastocon will have an ironic ballpit and a sincere ballpit

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