@Excuse_haver if a pants wore pants would it wear it like this or like this or like this or like this or

“The way to get started is to quit talking and start doing”

False. What if your job is podcaster. Then you must talk.

Happy flat earth Friday everyone! Also included is a bonus cheat sheet for answering the entry questions for flat earth groups.

I have achieved the midnight nachos number. Thank you all for your support.

Of all the different types of flat earthers the infinite plane guys are my favorite. Just completely throwing their hands up and saying “I have no idea what it looks like but I know you are wrong”.

*falling asleep*
“Bedpilled again, such a sleepcuck”

*waking up*
“You consciousness beta, you fucking awake-flake.”

You bake the dough to make bread and then you bake the bread to make toast. What happens if you bake the toast.

JO crystals - charged
Bripe - warming
Timeline - federated

Cannot stop laughing at 'bripe baby' being the post of mine that ends up on wikipedia

Elon Musk gets divorced and his ex-wife moves to Italy 

Grimes, New Roman

I'm thinking about when Cuomo took all the masks that people sent from out of state that they made and decided the best use was for a fucking quilt.

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