*quiet reminder that october 14th is international post your drafts day*

@IrisSagan @Excuse_haver no that's fake actually. crackers are made from flour, milled by God's hands with no (none (zero)) chemicals.

@Excuse_haver i prefer crackers but that's because im a freak who hates flavor

You get the same number of interactions by spamming a bunch of bullshit as you do from 1 good post. My dopamine receptors do not care where they come from.

I have this theory. It’s a theory about Twitter/Deep lore. There is a single tweet that you can do that’s like a cheat code and when you post it it gives you all followers. Like every single account instantly follows you. No one knows what it is, if it’s words, numbers, or a code. It was born into Twitter like the Architect was born into the Matrix. It is waiting for the one poster.

We all just kind of like...agreed...that the logo on a website was a home button and I think that’s really nice.

We all just kind of like...agreed...that the logo on a website was a home button and I think that’s really nice.

I've written a tune. I call it Cj's song:

hello bofa my old friends

i've fled from .social again

because a mod threatened to ban me

in defense of an abuser's sanctity

and the callout post that was planted in my brain

still remains

on the timeline of bofa

GOP: that party was 30 years ago, who’s to say what really happened?

Also GOP: 2000 years ago a wizard named Jesus said I can hang gay people.

GOP: that party was 30 years ago, who’s to say what really happened?

Also GOP: 2000 years ago a wizard named Jesus said I can hang gay people.

@Excuse_haver

Anyway that how my poison brain works how is everyone else doing today?

@Excuse_haver

And then because the universe has to balance out, there is a second post born within the system that does the opposite. It cancels out everyone’s followers. Every one on twitter goes back to zero. They are the yin/yang of meta posts. One exists to counter the other. And if one person finds them both the world ends or something.

@Excuse_haver

And part of the reason twitter sucks so bad is all these people and corporations are trying to find the post. The ALLPOST.

I have this theory. It’s a theory about Twitter/Deep lore. There is a single tweet that you can do that’s like a cheat code and when you post it it gives you all followers. Like every single account instantly follows you. No one knows what it is, if it’s words, numbers, or a code. It was born into Twitter like the Architect was born into the Matrix. It is waiting for the one poster.

The daily planet would ABSOLUTELY have a paywall

@Excuse_haver oh sick in which case i am even down to be a billy-club-wielding goon, as befits my mandate of enforcer. i will never use it on anyone, but i will learn to do sweet tricks with it

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