Just got into a new flat earth meme FB group and hhhooooo baby.
@Excuse_haver big brains on these folks
@pbandkate im in heaven
@Excuse_haver For when you get caught and wanna go out with a bang:
@Excuse_haver "It just don't work like that. None of this works like that!" ROFL
@HuntinHippy the #1 hardest thing about posting flat earth memes to Mastodon is doing the captions. Because like, how the HFUXK do I explain what is going on in these images.
@Excuse_haver can’t argue with that
@JohnBrownJr you really can’t.
@JohnBrownJr someone smart should photoshop out the hand and level so we can see what other things are flat.
@Excuse_haver i mean unless you think levels can lie (they can’t)
@Excuse_haver this is the best evidence for flat earth i’ve ever fucking seen
@juicebat yeah like what do you say to this guy? He’s got the level right there!
@Excuse_haver honestly i’m converted, you got me
@Excuse_haver wow, they've discovered gravity!
@Excuse_haver im convinced
@Excuse_haver hey the bubble doesn't lie
@Excuse_haver when they going to make a reality tv show where these peeps try to find the edge of the earth?
@demonsthenes13 I dunno but I would pay $500 to watch a show where they get fired into space to see what shape the earth is. It’s coming.
@Excuse_haver I want them to do the work though...old lazy butts can't just sit on their couch with their bong...they gotta get out there and work it
@demonsthenes13 what a motley crew that would be. The flat earth expeditionary force. You got some antivax moms, some incel mad lads, some infowars brain worm guys....
@Excuse_haver hey...if they can intermingle on twitter, they can intermingle for their race to find the edge of the world
Can 1 group of visionaries,
Find their way,
To the edge of the world,
And the edge of their hearts.
FLAT: American Truthseekers
This fall, on Fox
@demonsthenes13 it would start out funny and train wrecky but would get sad and depressing by middle of S2 when they start to realize they’ve been wrong the whole time.
@Excuse_haver unless they really have that cognitive dissonance going
“I don’t believe in science.
I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust, but that’s not science, that’s just a formula.
There’s no difference between science and science fiction.”
@Excuse_haver come on!
@sweetmercury pretty clear to me
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