Me: “They sure consume a lot of dairy in the Redwall series. WHO ARE THEY MILKING?!?”
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@InvaderXan @RobinHood why did I open this....
🎶Spider-Man Spider-ManLactates better milk than a dairy cow can🎶
@RobinHood @InvaderXan maybe there is money to made here....
@whiskeysailor @RobinHood Let's open a coffee shop in San Francisco selling spider lattes...
@InvaderXan @whiskeysailor @RobinHood just to be clear, you are talking about milking Spider-Man right?
@Excuse_haver @InvaderXan @whiskeysailor @RobinHood J Jonah Jameson with a black af coffee on his desk: I need Spider-Man’s milk and I need it now!
@Excuse_haver @Excuse_haver @InvaderXan @RobinHood sure hope he is briper
@whiskeysailor @InvaderXan @RobinHood J Jonah Jameson smirking with his bripe in the corner of his mouth adding milk with an eye dropper with a taped on label that says “spidey’s special stuff”.
@Excuse_haver @whiskeysailor @InvaderXan @RobinHood Peter Parker sneaking a look at him and sighing. “The things we do for love” he thinks.
@Excuse_haver @Excuse_haver @InvaderXan @RobinHood didn't see that coming but I like it.
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